Injections to enhance erections

Are there any medications one can inject to enhance erections?

Sure. The prostaglandin derivative alprostadil has been around for several decades. It is used by people who have had a stroke or some other neurological disorder. The medication is administered by a tiny needle that is inserted into the muscles of the penis. The erection, if it occurs, usually last 45-60 mins. Because patients with paralysis have no sensation, pain is not felt during injection. 

However, use of this needle in normal people can be quite painful. (If you do not believe me, take a needle and stick in your penis and you will soon find out how painful this can be) Repeat injections of this medication is associated with scar formation. Finally, despite the hype, this medication works in less than 10% of patients. Why it does not work in everyone is a mystery. It is also very expensive. Definitely not recommended for anyone.

Gallstone

I was having pain in my lower abdomen and an ultrasound coincidently showed a 5 mm gallstone. My doctor says I should undergo gallbladder surgery. What do you think?

Your surgeon is nothing more than a scam artist. Just because you have gallstone, does not mean that you need surgery. At least 30% of the population has gallstones but that does not mean everyone needs surgery. If your gallstone does not bother you, leave it alone. Eat a low fat diet and lose weight. Finally, change your surgeon. Any surgeon who recommends surgery for coincidental findings (with the except of cancer) is only interested in making money and has little concern for your welfare. 

There are thousands of patients who have suffered serious injuries from undergoing unnecessary surgeries.

Arm Lift Surgery

What exactly is an arm lift?

Arm lift is a cosmetic procedure where the surgeon removes excess skin and fat from the upper arm. Many women and some men do not like the sagging arms and undergo this procedure. However, you should beware that the procedure is not without complications such as scarring, pain, altered sensation and wound infections. In some cases, the nerves which run in the arm may be damaged, resulting in permanent disability.

If you intend to undergo this procedure, I highly recommend you stop smoking and take time in selecting your surgeon. In most cases, the risk of complications is increased with incompetent surgeons-of, which there are many.

For the lucky people who have a good surgeon, the result of an arm lift are long lasting but not permanent. Most people develop good self-esteem and feel great after the surgery. However, for those unlucky ones who select a bad surgeon, depression and anger are common.

CT colonography

My doctor recommended a CT colonography for me. I am a 55-year-old male?

The first thing to do is change your doctor. This is a second rate test which often misses cancer or polyps. The gold standard for screening colon cancer is a colonoscopy. You just need one test after age 50.  Ct colonography also exposes you to your radiation and even if a mass or lesion is seen, the technique does not allow for a biopsy. 

So, if you are going to spend money, go for a colonoscopy. There are many doctors who are ignorant and order unnecessary tests that have low sensitivity. You have to understand that medicine is a business and many doctors lack ethics. Scamming patients is a well known disease in North America.

Travel and vaccine

I am planning to take a trip to Thailand later this year. Do I need any vaccine?

Absolutely not. The travel industry run by physicians has been scamming travelers with bogus vaccines and pills for decades. Unless you are going to drink water from the toilet or eat poop, you do not need anything. Even if you go the jungles in northern Thailand, you still do not need any prophylactic medications for prevention of malaria. The world has changed and improved a lot for tourists. Thailand is not a backward country with dreadful infections.

 

In the last decade, doctors have been offering all sorts of vaccines and medications for travelers but the majority of tourists do not need anything. Most of the hotels offer first-rate facilities that are clean. In fact, you are just as likely to get some crap infectious disorder by visiting LA or any other major city in the USA. 

The only advice I would give is wash your hands, do not eat food from the vendors and avoid sex without protection. The only vaccine that I recommend for adults is the hepatitis B vaccine.

Doctors who offer travel vaccines and malaria pills are nothing more than quacks and frauds.

Neuropathy prevention

I am a diabetic and have just been diagnosed with peripheral neuropathy. Is there anything I can do to prevent worsening of my disease?

Asides from controlling your blood sugars, I highly recommend that you protect your feet. This is vital. Most people neglect their feet. For diabetics and those with peripheral neuropathy, shoes that provide good protection are vital. You certainly do not need the $1,000 pair of shoes sold at the podiatrist run shoe store. Just go to any decent shoe store and get a pair that fits right and is sturdy. Some podiatrists and orthopedic doctors have turned the shoe industry into one big scam- screwing the insurance companies and patients out of millions of dollars each year.

Honey instead of sugar

Can I use honey instead of sugar for my coffee? I have head that honey has good health benefits.

Well, a lot has been reported about honey but its medical benefits are questionable. The only people who brag about honey and its miraculous healing powers are the manufacturers of the product and ignorant consumers. Honey can be used instead of sugar. However, you should know that honey has more carbohydrates than plain sugar and significantly many more calories. 

There is no harm in using honey as long as you use a small amount. As far as its health benefits are concerned, there are no good quality studies that show that honey is a wonder health supplement.

Alcohol and diabetes

Can drinking alcohol increase my risk of developing diabetes?

Well it depends on how much you drink. Some studies show that if you consume more than 2 drinks a day, the risk of diabetes is actually lowered. However, if you drink excess alcohol, the risk of diabetes is definitely increased. Too much alcohol can damage your liver and pancreas. Best advice; avoid more than one drink of alcohol a day.

Yohimbine and erection

Can I take yohimbine to boost my erection?

Sure, you can take anything you want. Yohimbine is an alkaloid from an African tree. Days before synthetic drugs were available, yohimbine was widely studied. It was once used to treat high blood pressure but at present, the substance has no clinical uses. It has been noted that yohimbine can cause erection in some people, but this is not a universal finding. The drug is not FDA approved for erectile failure and yohimbine is not available in the USA. 

Moreover, yohimbine has many unpleasant side effects such as increased anxiety, elevated blood pressure and it will make you act MENTAL- definitely do not recommend this product.

folic acid and libido

I have read that folic acid can enhance libido. Is this true?

No that is BS. Folic acid does no such thing, even if you take a kilogram everyday. Most vitamins and minerals have been hyped up by manufacturers to cure medical disorders only to make money. Who ever wrote that folic acid can give you an erection is clueless, stupid and a fool. Probably works for the food industry.

Goat Weed and erections

Does epimedium (Horby goat weed) work for erectile failure?

Epimedium is a very old Chinese herb, which is widely used in the orient to treat a number of problems including erectile failure. Like most things from the Orient, there is very little in the scientific literature about this herb. It is claimed that epimedium may help lower your blood pressure and also thin your blood.

So far, I have not been impressed of most things from the Orient, and I would definitely not advise you to take this herb. Further, the purity of Chinese herbs is questionable and there are also instances where the herb has been spiked with real pharmaceutical drugs.

Medicare and diabetic supplies

Does Medicare cover diabetic supplies? I am just about to retire and have no health insurance.

Yes, in most cases, if your doctor says the “treatment is medically necessary, Medicare will cover the cost of most diabetic supplies.” You can even call Medicare to verify what is covered and what is not. In some cases, Medicare will also cover shoe inserts and diabetic shoes.   However, Medicare will definitely not cover the outrageously priced shoes sold by some healthcare scammers (some podiatrists and orthopedic surgeons).

Clinical trial

 I have high blood pressure and my doctor recently asked me to enroll in a clinical trial. What do you think?

Well, there are some benefits to enrolling in a clinical trial. The medicine is provided free and you are well monitored. Unfortunately, there is no way of knowing if the medication will work and the potential for side effects is ever present. If you do not have a life threatening illness and there are other options available, I would suggest go with the traditional treatment. 

Clinical trial enrollment is for people who have no money to pay for medications. The only time I would recommend enrolling in a clinical trial is if you have a cancer for which there is no other treatment- then you do not have much to lose.

Nosebleed

My son has had two nosebleeds recently. Should I see the doctor?

Nosebleeds are very common. In most cases, there is no need to see a doctor. Just pinch the nose for at least 5-10 minutes and this should do the trick.  Keep the air in the home humidified. However, if the nosebleed does not stop or is heavy, you may just want to have it checked out by the doctor.

Motion sickness

I have a long history of motion sickness. I have been planning a cruise and am wondering if you can recommend something.

There are several things you can do to decrease your risk of developing motion sickness. Avoid smoking and do not eat greasy or spicy foods. Do not over indulge with any type of food.

As far as medications are concerned, you may want to try an over the counter antihistamine. Unfortunately, these medications can cause sedation and ruin you trip. The best medication is scopolamine, which is available as a patch that lasts for 3 days. You place it behind your ear and you need to start using it a few hours before the trip. Scopolamine is not recommended if you have asthma or have problems with urine retention.

Natural aphrodisiac

Is there any natural aphrodisiac available?

No, there is no such thing. The only natural aphrodisiac that I know of is “love” for your partner. There are hundreds of agents being sold in health food stores being touted as natural aphrodisiacs. All these are junk products and scams. If you want to attract someone of the opposite sex, dress well, brush your teeth, use a deodorant, do not talk too much, avoid lying, do not smoke and try not to be cheap. Remember, for most women, the biggest aphrodisiac is MONEY. Some of the prettiest women can be found with some of the f...ing ugliest men-and the only reason is MONEY. Once you have made the connection, and you still cant get “it” up, buy some Viagra.

Losing weight by drinking water

Can I lose weight by drinking more water?

Many people seem to think that by drinking more water, it can help get rid of the excess fat. This is a myth. If you drink water instead of the cola beverages, you do save a lot of calories. However, if you continue to supersize your foods and do not exercise, drinking more water does not do anything. 

The only way you can lose weight by drinking water is if you do not eat anything else. This way you will lose weight within a week, but you will also end up in hospital completely dehydrated. Upon discharge, you will also be faced with an enormous medical bill. If you want to lose weight, start to eat less and walk more. 

Be realistic in your expectations. If it has taken you several years to gain weight, it will take about that much time to get rid of it.

Whole grains for weight loss

Are whole grains good for health?

There is no doubt that whole grains are great for health because they contain many vitamins, minerals and fibers. You can eat cereal, whole grain bread, brown rice, bulgur, whole-wheat pasta and so on. You can even add fruits to this diet. 

Unfortunately, whole grains are not very appetizing or palatable. After a week of whole grains, the diet does become dull and monotonous. So the best method is to eat a little of the processed foods at the same time or take a break from whole grains every once in a while. If you are trying to lose weight, then you also need to eat less and start walking more.

Time release vitamins

I am thinking of buying time-release vitamins. Are they helpful?

No, time-release vitamins are ideal for people who are forgetful, not compliant and ill. The time-release vitamins once absorbed release a small amount of the vitamin over the course of 24 hours. However, these vitamins are many times more expensive than the regular vitamins and hence are of no practical use. If you are too lazy to take your vitamins, then you certainly are too lazy to exercise.

 Healthy people who want to take a time-release vitamin need a kick up the backside. The vitamin industry is a billion dollar industry because of lazy people like you. Why people want to eat vitamins in the first place is a mystery. I recommend fresh fruits and vegetables. There have been ample reports of fakes and counterfeit products from the Orient- and vitamins are no exceptions.

Growth hormone to prevent aging

Can I take growth hormone to slow aging?

In the last two decades, growth hormone mania has gone wild. Many people seem to believe that it is the panacea for aging and many other health problems. GH is produced in a small gland (pituitary) at the base of the brain.  GH is vital for growth and development in children. It also plays a role in metabolism and growth of bone. With advanced age, the release of GH from the pituitary gland starts to decline. This has now initiated a whole industry that believes that consumers should start taking GH to replace the low levels of GH. However, the question is does GH prevent aging?

First, people who have high levels of GH also grow old and in fact, too much GH results in premature death. There is no scientific evidence that GH can stop or prevent aging. So the answer is No- GH will not make you look young but if you do take it- your physical features can become grotesque.

Who can take growth hormone?

Can anyone take growth hormone?

Well, anyone can take anything but GH has specific indications. Because GH is a small peptide like hormone, it can only be administered via an injection. If you swallow GH, it will be broken down by the acid in the stomach. GH in the USA is only available with a prescription. 

Doctors only prescribe it if you have a proven deficiency. GH deficiency is rare but may occur in people who have cancers of the pituitary gland or those who have surgery or radiation therapy to the brain. GH injections can help increase muscle mass, improve bone density and also improve exercise endurance. 

Today, one of the most common indications for GH use is in patients with HIV who have severe muscle wasting. The treatment is for a few months at a time.

Risks of growth hormone

Does GH have any risks?

All hormones have a risk if they are taken in excessive amounts. Patients who are administered GH often complain of the following problems:

-       increased swelling of the arms and legs

-       joint and muscle pain

-       development of carpal tunnel syndrome

-       enlargement of the breast in men

There are also reports that GH can lead to development of heart disease and type 2 diabetes. Unfortunately, there are no long-term studies on GH. However, even short-term use of this hormone is not recommended if you do not have a deficiency. Many bodybuilders do use GH and often develop grotesque facial features and thick heavy bones.

Buying Growth hormone

Many health websites sell GH as a pill. Is this true?        

Unfortunately, the health supplement market is out of control. GH is a small peptide and if taken by mouth is immediately broken down by the stomach acidity. This is a fact that has been known since the 1950s. All hospital formularies use the injectable form. Best advice is not to buy health or pharmaceutical products from unknown sites or European pharmacies. 

Many of these sites sell fake and counterfeit products. Once you offer your credit card online to someone in Europe or Asia, you will only get two things in return- disappointment and scammed out of your hard earned money.

Growth hormone from alternative practitioners

I have heard that many alternative care professionals have remedies like GH. Is this true?

Today, everyone is competing for the few patients in America who have money. Everyone is claiming to have the best and ultimate treatment for all diseases. Alternative care has gained widespread use because the public is dissatisfied with conventional medicine. However, unlike conventional medicine, many treatments in alternative care are not proven and their benefits are questionable. There is no homeopathic remedy that contains GH. 

If these alternative practitioners are selling such remedies, then you can bet your life, the FDA and the DEA will soon be closing them down. All hormonal supplements in the USA need FDA approval and a prescription. These products are far too dangerous to be dispended by people who have no medical training. If you want to maintain good health, start walking, eat right and do not smoke. Stop relying on supplements and hormones. No matter what you buy and use, you will grow old.

Dermabrasion for tattoo removal

A worker at my spa recommended dermabrasion for removal of my tattoo. Does this work?

All dermabrasion involves is use of a device which rotates at high speed and removes the layers of your skin. The abrasive brush essentially removes the top layers of skin. It is exactly like using sandpaper. The treatment is only for the superficial tattoos. After the procedure you skin will feel raw and painful. 

Unfortunately the majority of people who undergo dermabrasion claim it is CRAP. Moreover, it is also expensive. 

If you do not believe me that this treatment sucks, just take sandpaper, rub it roughly on your skin and decide for yourself if is worth paying 100s of dollars for such nonsense?  

If you do not like your tattoo, just wear a long sleeve shirt  or cover it up. Stop fooling around with such fraudulent remedies. Dermabrasion only benefits the people who offer this treatment- because of your stupidity they live in big homes and drive expensive cars.

Genital warts and sex

I am having chemical treatment for my genital warts for the past month . How long do I have to abstain from sex?

First , most treatments will make you feel like s..t-. so you will not feel like having sex. Secondly, treatment often last a few months. Until your warts have disappeared, sex should be avoided. This time period is usually 3-6 months. If you have sex, use a condom but the protection is only partial.

Surgery for tattoo removal

My doctor says I can have surgery to remove my tattoo?

Sure you can have surgery done to remove anything- even your brain. But just because surgery is done does not mean that it is always effective. Moreover surgery can damage normal tissue, nerves and there are many crappy, dangerous surgeons around.

Surgery is only for the very small tattoos. For the large tattoo, surgery is never recommended as it leave big gaps in your skin. The resultant scar can look many times worse than your tattoo. Next time, someone says surgery for tattoo, tell them to P..s off.